My Very Own Web 2.0 Company

August 21st, 2006 by dlove

1. Use Bullshitr to define your product
2. Use Buzzphrase Generator for your marketing materials
3. Name your company with Andrew Woolridge’s Web 2.0 Company Name Generator
4. Create your logo with the Web 2.0 Logo Generator
5. Sell your company to Yahoo
6. Repeat

Okay. I just had to try this. Here we go…

We harness AJAX-enabled platforms to provide cellphone-based television via bittorrent.

2.0 is the new New. Feeds. Cry out, blogosphere! This is newer media. Roll your own roll-your-own. Single. Word. Sentences! It’s the wave of tomorrow. We shall transcend borders. An AJAX-driven GUI. Label what defies categorization. News clouds. The buzz is loud and clear. Always be launching. “ASL” is geezer speak. Clustering. Podcasts. The words aren’t what they were. We are on the brink of a new age. It’s all about community. It’s all changing. On-demand streams. Social is the new push. Float this. Splog is an aggregate noun. This will change everything. Out of the box. Taggable folksonomies. Clear that. We’re about what Web 2.0 is about. The new is old. Hack it. MSM just doesn’t get it. Dynamic inline updating with yellow fades! With one click. Faster. Faster! You need someone who gets it. 2.0! Give the users what they want.

Yahoo, are you listening?

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