Jesus in the clouds…
Sadly, I missed the YouTube video of Jesus in the clouds over Mt. Sinai (or rather, what some random people were claiming to be Mt. Sinai). Personally, I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory. Hey… it could be a mound of pasta flanked on either side by really large meatballs. Jesus Appears on Google Maps
Then again. Maybe the world really is coming to an end. I decided to browse through the other news stories on the Metro.co.uk website and came up with the following:
1) A 54 year old man was arrested in Florida. Not really noteworthy except that he was dressed up as Captain America and trying to get women to feel up a burrito that he had stuffed down his pants… ‘Captain America’ arrested over pants-burrito
2) I must admit that I am addicted to McDonald’s Happy Meals because I like the toys. I’ve recently been collecting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ones. Unfortunately for a little girl in New Zealand, she did not get the toy she was expecting. McDonalds was out of the regular toy, so she got a sports bag… that contained a condom. Happy Meal
3) Apparently Japanese people really don’t know what poodles look like - to the point where several thousand bought sheep that were being falsely sold as groomed poodles. Dog owners ‘fleeced’ in poodle scam
4) And finally, diners at a London pizza place promptly lost their appetites after a man ran into the restaurant and castrated himself. Go figure. Man cut off penis in restaurant
Source: Metro.co.uk
