Hilarious Analogies | Some of These Have to be Intentional

December 12th, 2005

Oh god, the hilarity:

“Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington”

Some of these are just a bit too amusing for me to believe they were unintentional. But it’s still good for a quick laugh.

Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

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